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Wednesday Was A Good Day (Official Jawbone JAMBOX Music Video)

What would Ice Cube's "Good Day" have looked like if Cube had a SOMA loft, a fixed gear bike, and a boatload of apps? You're about to find out.

http://jawbone.com/jamchain

Inspired by Ice Cube's original: http://youtu.be/QWfbGGZE07M

Starring
Hasan Minhaj: youtube.com/hminhaj

Featuring
Ashkon: youtube.com/ashkeezy
Strawburry17: youtube.com/strawburry17
The Black Nerd: youtube.com/blacknerdcomedy
Cyr: youtube.com/cyr1216
Jimmy Wong: youtube.com/jimmy
SupRicky06: youtube.com/supricky06
KEEPtheHeat: youtube.com/keeptheheat
Asian Glow: youtube.com/asianglow
Turf Feinz: youtube.com/statussilver
Daveed Diggs: youtube.com/getacknews

Written, Produced, and Directed By:
Portal A Interactive: http://portal-a.com/

Lyrics:

Just wakin up in the morning gotta thank Jobs
I dunno but today seems kinna odd
Hella email, got no spam
All these fools straight obsessed with my instagrams
Morning fitness on the Wii, you know I do
Girls textin me as I rock a Warrior Two
JAMBOX blastin' so you know I packed it
Forgot to lock up the bike, nobody jacked it
Organic produce to my door all pre-pay
Damn. Bout to be a nice little Wednesday

CHORUS

Thirty minutes late but my game's still tight
Got a blast that the boss is at an off-site
Now it's feet up, time to chill
Angry Birds cause I always got some pigs to kill
Troubleshooting for the cuties, that's my joint
Backrubs as I re-install her PowerPoint
My deal's almost tipped, could use one more
You want in on a self-guided Segway tour?

Sixty deep for the line at the taco truck
Guess what? The intern's gonna let me cut
Going nuts on the guac, extra layer
They show respect cause they know that I'm the mayor
On a conference call and I'm feelin no stress
This thing's wireless, act like you're not impressed
Closing deals from the Valley to Bombay
Turnin' out to be a nice little Wednesday

CHORUS

Later on in the evening got it going off
Sick wine and cheese rager up in my loft
Keds so fresh, they know not to step
Don't call it plaid, it's a gingham check
Get me in the game and I'm trouble
Droppin bounce shots in and they countin double
Camera phones flash when we take the tourney
Now put your head back and move it like Bernie
Checked my hip and got a re-tweet from AK!
Gotta say it's been a nice little Wednesday

Media Contact
Katie Boysen

Jobs To Cupertino: We Want A Spaceship-Shaped, 12K Capacity Building As Our New Apple Campus

After having a banner WWDC start yesterday, Apple founder and CEO Steve Jobs humbly presented his idea for a new Apple campus at the Cupertino City Council today. Jobs wants to build one building that will hold 12,000 Apple employees on a former Hewlett-Packard property in the area between Tantau North Wolfe, Homestead and the 280 freeway.”It’s a little like a spaceship landed,” Jobs says. No kidding.

Jobs began the presentation referring to the fact that Apple is growing “like a weed,” and that its current campus at D’Anza and the 280 isn’t enough — fitting only about 2,800 people. Apple currently rents buildings to house its other 6,700 employees in the area. The new building will augment the current campus.

Paving the way for these plans, Apple purchased about 100 acres from Hewlett Packard in 2010 and added them to the 50 it owns adjacent. Jobs says he has corralled “some great architects … some of the best in the world” to come up with a design that will house 12,000 people in one four story high building on the property. The area is now mainly apricot orchards.

With the futuristic design Apple apparently is relying heavily on its experience building retail stores, and it will be creating one massive piece of curved glass if the proposal goes through. “There’s not a single straight piece of glass in this building,” Jobs says. The parking will be underground.

Jobs also wants the building to function as its own power source, with an “energy center” as its primary source of power (“with natural gas and other ways that are cleaner and cheaper”), using the grid as a backup.

The campus will include amenities like its own auditorium similar to Apple’s current Town Hall (“We’ve got an auditorium, cause we put on presentations, much like we did yesterday but we have to go to San Francisco to do them.”) and a cafeteria that will feed 3,000 people at one sitting.

“We do have a shot at building the best office building in the world,” Jobs told the Council members, “Architecture students will come here to see this.” Ideally Apple wants to move into the campus in 2015.

The individual members of the Cupertino City Council seemed like they were in awe the entire time the infamously charismatic Apple CEO spoke (which isn’t surprising), asking Jobs for free Wifi and iPads for constituents as well as for an Apple store that’s actually in Cupertino and not in the Valley or Los Gatos. Jobs shyly responded to the requests, “I think we bring a lot more than free Wifi.”

Key facts about the new Apple campus:

Design will include a courtyard in the middle and curved glass all the way around.
Jobs is planning on transforming an area that’s 20% landscaping to 80% landscaping by putting most of the building’s parking underground.
There are 3,700 trees in the area at the moment, Jobs has hired an arborist from Stanford to take the area up to 6,000 trees.
The plan is to build a four-story high building and four-story parking structure.
The campus will incude an energy center, and natural gas will be the primary source of power, using the grid as backup.
There will be an auditorium, fitness center and some R & D buildings.
Jobs plans a 40% increase in Apple employees going from 9,500 today to 13, 000 in 2015.
He wants to increase the campus’ space 20% from 2.6 million to 3.1 million square feet.
Landscaping will increase 60% from 3,700 to 6,000.
Surface parking will decrease 90% from 9,800 to 1,200 .
The building footprint will decrease 30% from 1.4 million to 1 million.
Cafeterias will fit 3,000 people at a sitting.
The whole building will be designed with the utmost concern for employee safety.
Apple currently has 20 buses running on bio-diesel fuel for its employees and Jobs thinks that system will work well with the new campus.
The plan for the new design will submitted asap. Jobs hopes to break ground next year and eventually move in 2015.